Mr. Jones by Counting Crows.

Hot chocolate. I’m typically not a huge chocolate fan, but hot chocolate is a notable exception.

CAUTION: WET FLOOR

All my pets have been pretty typical, but I did have five dogs at once. What can I say, I’m a
sucker for a good sob story.

Andy Warhol. I’d spend the whole time setting him up for one-liners.

Definitely The Simpsons. There are episodes I can recite verbatim.

Telepathy. All of the benefit of a superpower with none of the attention.

Gaven is derived from Gaelic where it originally meant “white hawk.” I’m generally pretty
ground-based, so you could argue it misses the mark a little.

A herculean effort.

Getting framed for murder! Always have a solid alibi.

I Don’t Like this Title Either

Grey. I’m very neutral, and work well in many situations.

1. Visit all 50 states. (I only have a few left!)
2. Write a longer bucket list.
3. Pending.

I thought my high school drama coach was the coolest guy ever because he was in an episode
of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

When I was really little I wanted to be a butler. They’re just so classy!

1. Curious
2. Enthusiastic
3. Honest

I would go to the party Stephen Hawking threw for time travelers. He didn’t send out invitations
until after it happened. Nobody came.

Often

So many! Pinball, Magic: the Gathering, solving Rubik’s Cubes, I’d say most of my pastimes are
pretty random.

People ask me to draw them pictures.